I love
How almost all of my friends are either ditching me, ignoring me or being complete fuck heads with me. Why do I have friends in the first place?
“Do I get stress headaches at work? Yes, definitely. From the moment I get in, it’s “Denise we need this! Denise we need that!” Which is stressful… ‘cause my name is Linda. Denise is the other black woman that works here. By 10am, someone in the copy room makes a joke about Kobe Bryant, and everyone looks at me to make sure it’s ok. And I smile like it’s ok. But really, my head and neck are starting to throb. Then I spend the rest of my afternoon training my interns, and answering their questions, like, “Yes, black people use shampoo”, and, “No, I don’t know any good reggae clubs around here”, and, “Yes, Condoleezza Rice is very articulate, why do you sound so surprised?” And, “No, I can’t tell you where to buy weed!” And that’s when I reach for Excedrin.”
(Source: 30rockasaurus, via thechocolatebrigade)
A scared panda clings to a police officer’s leg after an earthquake hits China.
(Source: 1ndian-summer, via w0lfbait)
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one third of me:
I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute
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one third of me:
sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
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one third of me:
fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
A red-eyed tree frog
Photograph: Megan Lorenz / Rex Features/Rex Features
(Source: Guardian, via faunafacts)
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